Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*

by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020

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Honk

Honk is the coolest person you will ever meet! They are literally- You literally can't disagree, Honk is a definition of funny, cool, amazing, charming, and elegant. They also look so sexy in a suit, if you haven't seen them in a suit you have no life. Honk's friend's sister has a hamster and she named it after Honk! Honk is really attractive and cute and has the greatest friends ever ( shout-out to Kambo, Vani, Niki and Sheep, Dex, and some other wonderful peeps ). They are always stylish and They are just amazing. If you know honk in person, you are incredibely lucky but probably not aware of the curse they put upon you. Anyway, if you didn't know already, honk is perfect, but maybe a little hyper ehhh it doesn't matter right? They also like to abuse their keyboard and spam random stuff like "SDFBGTRHNGJTHYRTJM" but it's not annoying, is it???????? They are an amazing dancer, have you seen their chika dance? NO? YOU HAVE NO LIFE WTHHHHH, ANYWAY I DONT HAVE MUCH MORE SPACE BUT HONK IS JUST AMAZING AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF. THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.

" DO U KNOW THAT ONE PERSON WITH NO WEAKNESSES, FEARS, AND IMPERFECTIONS??? "
" HUH? YOU MEAN HONK? "
" YES EXACTLY, THEM!! HONK IS AMAZING AM I RIGHT? "
" OFC YOU ARE, WHO DOESN'T LOVE HONK PFFFF "
" YEAH EXACTLY, THEY ARE SO TALL AND HANDSOME AND POG AND FUNI! "
" YESS THEY GIVE ME THE BEST VIBES "
" IKRRRRRR ANYWAY WANNA GO PRAISE HONK WITH ME? "
" SURE THING BBY "

by honksbiggestfan May 13, 2021

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