Holiday Hijacker

(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.

Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....

by New_Uzer January 02, 2019

hotdog holidays

Is a street corner hotdog stand located in pine county minn run by some fatman and his 2 gay lovers every year during the town's Quarry Days festival gay lovers gater round this hotdog stand happier than ever and call it hotdog holidays

Dam this fat man damaged my rim badly this hotdog holidays

by camping buddy June 12, 2017

dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

by WTFuck July 02, 2015

Holiday Entry

holiday entry (noun, or verb): when a woman (usually an ex) tries to renter your life by texting you “happy birthday”, or “happy (insert holiday)” as an excuse to get back to texting u, in hopes of having another chance with

Kirin: “My ex bitch just “happy birthday’d” into talking to me again
Will: “Don’t fall for the Holiday Entry. It’s a move these bitches like to use”
Kirin: “Good looks man thanks for letting me know. Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”

by GawkityGawk April 18, 2022

Holiday Hotfinger

A spicy interaction between ones finger covered in either chile or hot cheeto dust, and another's anus. Usually ends in ultimate sexual pleasure

Susie please my darling dearest, would you mind giving me the holiday hotfinger tonight?

by Spicy Cock Bro September 22, 2019

holiday drunk

When you Overdo everything at the holiday party, and turn the whole event into a Shit Show of Bad Decisions

Ray drank way too much and got Holiday Drunk at the party. HO Ho Ho... did you see the pictures?

by embee111 December 28, 2017

Holiday Douche

Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.

Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.

by threelunches May 26, 2020