Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.
by nobaker December 20, 2019
Get the Hog Mama mug.by Matty Boy. March 10, 2017
Get the hog hider mug.The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music
by Ktaei March 24, 2021
Get the Hog Bible mug.A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.
Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?
Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.
Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.
Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
by they're coming November 14, 2022
Get the The Hogs Are Coming mug.by Mrfatcakes May 26, 2023
Get the Ham Hogging mug.Someone who takes more than their allocated amount of any side dish from a KFC or similar resaurant.
by Angus The Other White Meat May 11, 2006
Get the side hog mug.On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.
I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!
by #1ABF March 4, 2021
Get the Hog Heaven mug.