Haircut

In cod you get headshot someone is guaranteed to say they gave you a haircut.

p1:*headshot*
P2: i gAvE hIm a HAiRcuT.

by Cockhandler67 March 30, 2021

haircutter

While barbers are for male customers and hairdressers are for female customers, haircutter is a generic term for any gender.

I am going to visit my haircutter today to cut my hair.

by haircutter99 July 28, 2021

Haircut privilege

Anyone who is getting a hair gets to choose what seat he or she sits in.

He sat in the front for his haircut privilege.

by Martin Letevi September 18, 2021

Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline

Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏

by epichpap69 January 7, 2023

Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.

Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!

by Eastm8 June 29, 2023

Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.

“Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”

by Deedoe August 3, 2024

Haircute

A haircut is what a barber or stylist does when they trim your hair with scissors or clippers and it looks incredible afterwards.

The state of your hair immediately leaving the barbershop/salon knowing that it won't look this good after you touch it.

"Did Jill get a haircut?"
"Nope, she got a haircute."

by On Granite March 15, 2025