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For my knight in shining mud:
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>
Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.
by Silver January 21, 2005
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Japanese Goatie

A Japanese Goatie occurs when you are having anal sex, and a sliver of crap hangs onto the end of your penis, just beneath the japs eye.
i was doing this unclean chick in the butt and i got a japanese goatie
by mastraculous January 22, 2009
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Gratisfaction

verb. (GRAT-US-FACT-SHUN) 1. Achieving extreme gratification through some means of sexual satisfaction. 2. Pleasing one's lover through a means other than sex when one partner or the other is not particularly in the mood. 3.An extremely gratifying moment bringing someone great bliss.
IE: "Although my girlfriend was on her period, I achieved <i>gratisfaction</i> through prolonged oral pleasure.What ensued was a ginormous amount of spunk in her hair."

Video Game Usage - "You would not believe the amount of <i>gratisfaction</i> I had once our team finally pwned those campers."
by Malachi Macabre February 14, 2012
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Gayting

(v.) When a straight female tries to date a gay man
Collin: "Hey is Morgan single?"

Kelly: "No, she's gayting Mike who is dating Steve."
by PeloFellow May 29, 2014
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Ghati

Ghati is an amazing person that everyone wishes they were friends with. Her presence brightens everyones day and she radiates good energy. She's also known as the life of the party and everyone loves her. Her friends are so lucky to have her in their lives and they would'nt know how they would go on without her. Ghati is a person everyone needs in their life and they love her endlessly
Ghati is where its at
by tiktoklover124 May 28, 2021
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immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
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francisco gatinho

The best thing to ever happen to me. Happy anniversary lovely, sweet, gorgeous person.
by Tigerheartsmousie November 16, 2018
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