Any old piece paper wrote on with a black sharpie,stating that the individual holding this card HAS any and All rights to sexual acts with a female having a front butt or just being FAT BITCHES..
Odie has had his gunting license for a while now and still hasnt bagged a fatty. (license not valid during canned hunts set up by your buddys)
How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!
Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)
Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.
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How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!
Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)
Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.
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by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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The "pooch" that older women get below the belt line. It hangs lower than a man's gut and is not accompynied by the higher-situated beer belly.
by allen anderson May 28, 2006
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My word, Mary, you are looking quite gunth today!
That's not an apple bottom, that's just pure gunth.
That's not an apple bottom, that's just pure gunth.
by unclehoney October 26, 2006
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by Cadice April 8, 2006
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A generic name for any woman possessing a gunt. Used especially when discussing the gunt-having woman while she may be within earshot.
Office Worker 1: "Gunther really shouldn't have worn stretch pants today."
Office Worker 2: "Tell me about it. That fupa is out of control. I think I'm gonna puke."
Office Worker 3 (appearing from nowhere): "What are you talking about? I'm wearing stretch pants! Who's Gunther?"
Office Worker 2: "Uh, the new German guy in the mailroom. Let's get back to work."
Office Worker 2: "Tell me about it. That fupa is out of control. I think I'm gonna puke."
Office Worker 3 (appearing from nowhere): "What are you talking about? I'm wearing stretch pants! Who's Gunther?"
Office Worker 2: "Uh, the new German guy in the mailroom. Let's get back to work."
by DickyJohns17325 October 23, 2009
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