Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

guitar widow

male or female whoes other half would rather play the guitar with other 'muso types' than spend quality time with them...

Sarah had become a "guitar widow" since James joined a new band last weekend...

by 2va October 18, 2006

guitarchitecture

1(n) elaborate multitrack recordings of guitar music
2(n) an insidious plot propogated by mid-eighties metal bands to bring about a collective resurgence in catalog sales and nostalgia tours.

The guitarchitecture in Radiohead's OK Computer is sublte yet sublime in effect.

Clearly, guitarchitecture is fermenting at local guitar centers based on reported hairlength consistency and growth projections.

by Bretton Boyd July 3, 2006

guitarpal tunnel

Pain or numbness in the wrist resulting from playing too much Guitar Hero, or you know actual guitar.

I've been playing for hours... I think I've got guitarpal tunnel!

by bguess March 5, 2008

Guitar Hero Syndrome

The terrible affliction achieved by playing guitar hero for too many hours. Unfortunately, this disease usually takes hold when players are beginning to become one with their guitar and are achieving epic streaks. Your brain then decides to over think and your hand cant deal with the on coming information, the hand is no longer part of the equation and does what it feels like.

Also know as Guitar Hero Spaz Hand.
If you are unfortunate enough to get Guitar Hero Syndrome, any chance of 100% will definately go right out of the window.

by Avast_Ye_Matey!!! December 2, 2010

guitarmony

The beautiful noise that comes from two guitars that are harmonizing together; often producing entrancing noise that leaves those in hearing distance speechless.

Guy: "Mom, did you just hear that guitarmony in my room with my guitarist?!"
Mom: uh...i..h..mwdzfh....dhadmvlgpqu......

by ummidk? May 10, 2011

guitarmor

When performing live music, the feeling of security derived from simply holding your musical instrument in front of you, effectively shielding you from the stares of the crowd. Guitar + Armor.

I feel naked on stage without my guitarmor

by unearth July 24, 2012