ass gas or grass

If someone is asking you for a ride and you don´t feel the need to give it away for nothing, it´s a good opportunity to ask for "ass, gas or grass".

Meaning you wish to take advantage of the situation by getting a good fuck, some bucks for the gas you´re gonna need or at least something to get a buzz from.

(Maybe one of you might describe it better, as I´m by no means a native speaker!)

"You wanna go to Mexico with me? Take a ride? Well, what´s your currency...
ass gas or grass ?
Nobody rides for free, you know?!"

by Fichtelschwein February 5, 2010

snog in the grass

eating a female out, oral sex

After simple snogging, John and Martha decided to try a snog in the grass.

by Margott November 4, 2007

grasshide

grasshide

-cool, rad, amazing, awesome, great

Dean- yo listen to this new riff i came up with
Mark- dam that sounds grasshide

by JGHS12 April 2, 2009

Grass-hole

A person who is exceptionally obnoxious or high-and-mighty because they regularly use marijuana. Generally demonstrate a bragging nature both when using drugs and when not using drugs, when they feel they can brag about doing pot.

Ben is always talking about his adventures when he's high. He's such a grass-hole.

Jim can be such a grass-hole when we light up together- he's always so macho.

by greenknight04 January 3, 2010

Grassoline

Grassoline is a fuel that is made out of the oils from marijuana plants and is considered a "green" source of energy. Now that marijuana is becoming legal across US states, large companies are starting to use grassoline to power generators and fleet vehicles so they can benefit from federal and state enviromental tax credits (Google, Frito-Lay, Arby's, ect..). Another advantage of this fuel is the calming effect the grassoline exhaust provides. 86% of workers who work with grassoline driven equipment claim that they are overall happier, healthier, and hungrier than before according to a federal survey conducted in 2013.

Coby: "Hey, we need more grassoline for the truck"
Dillon: "Can we stop for pizza first?"
Coby: "Yes."

Gary: "These new grassoline generators are 34% more efficient that our old diesel ones"
Senator Frank: "Very good, I will award you nine tax credits."
Gary: "I'd rather just have a pizza party."
Senator Frank: "Ok."

by Varnpike December 3, 2014

cleat grass

Marijauna of extremely, extremely low quality. Might as well have been picked from a football field after a game. The absolute worst you can get.

This cleat grass is so shitty that I wouldn't smoke it if I'd been completely dry for years.

by neswheat November 7, 2008

Senior Grass

(noun) Senior Grass is a random patch of grass located in the middle of school courtyards that only Seniors and Teachers can walk on. It is often only in private of magnet schools such as Davidson Fine Arts, in which Seniors aren't allowed to do Senior-y things like leave school an hour early, and therefore require some compensation.

Senior Grass often brings out bad cases of Senioritis, which can cause but is no limited to: Seniors skipping class and sitting on the grass, Seniors playing Ultimate Frisbee, and Seniors starting random games in which Juniors, Underclassmen, and Middle Schoolers are not allowed to participate in.

Senior Grass also causes Seniors to be come violently possessive. They often times yell, scream, and wave their arms/shake fists at Juniors and Underclassmen (i.e. 10th, 9th, 8th, 7th, or 6th graders) who step onto their grass. They can become but rarely are violent enough to tackle an Underclassmen or Junior, but rarely are said children injured enough to go to the hospital.

Note: Senior grass may belongto 8th graders under the rare chance that all highschoolers are missing.

Lilly: Man those Senior's have Senioritis bad!
Marianna: yeah, they got so possessive of that Senior Grass that they even tried to punch that kid!

Emma: Stay of the Senior Grass!
Lilly: You aren't a Senior.
Emma: Yeah, but there aren't any Highschoolers, so I'm a Senior today!

by AlyssGrey June 2, 2010