Pencil Grinder

a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
by kiidtyphoon January 08, 2011
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South Alaskan side grinder

A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick
My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder
by The_Gutter March 08, 2019
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Cheese Grinder

A very dangerous weapon that can be used in the kitchen, and the crime scene.
“Im gonna cheese grinder your face”
“Honey can you use the cheese grinder, to shred some chedder
by QueefusMcNiglet November 15, 2018
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Cheese grinder

Using a cheese grader on your testicles.
Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.
by Your muthor February 21, 2022
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Coffee Grinder

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.
"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"
by BenEvolutioN April 06, 2022
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Salt Grinder

When an individual performs fellatio on a male with counter rotating “okay” hand gestures encapsulating the penis, back and forth, side to side, with plenty of saliva to provide a jaw dropping BJ.
She really gave an amazing salt grinder whenever she was hungry!
by JayBanks March 16, 2022
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grinder hider

A closeted homosexual who likely holds a position of authority.
Rick Santorum is probably a grinder hider.
by JohnJohnsonfromWisconsin September 16, 2022
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