by NOSPA January 27, 2022

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.
Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!
by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014

The act of grabbing both of someone's nipples and/or the fat surrounding them, and hoisting them aloft by them. Depending on the weight of the person being Griffin Jibbed it will usually take a lot of strength to accomplish this task.
Guy 1- Why weren't you here yesterday?
Guy 2- I had to go to the emergency room because I got Griffin Jibbed.
Guy 1- I'm so glad I'm not you.
Guy 2- I had to go to the emergency room because I got Griffin Jibbed.
Guy 1- I'm so glad I'm not you.
by evilcheesemonkey June 19, 2011

Slightly autistic, but would also be defined as a proper studd. Many have said “best looking guy i have ever seen”..
by anonymous November 23, 2021

by Saitama 777 July 24, 2022

the most beautiful creature to ever walk on earth. He makes breakfast wraps with eggs and goes on runs with bandanas carrying such grace. If you date a griffin, he will make sure you are the happiest and he will do anything to bring a smile on your face. He also has 3 legs.
Brad: yooo whaddup chad
Chad: whaddupp
Brad: HOly shit Watch OUT griffin bader is coming
Chad: wh..What?!?!? hOlY SHIT
*Brad and Chad runs away*
Chad: whaddupp
Brad: HOly shit Watch OUT griffin bader is coming
Chad: wh..What?!?!? hOlY SHIT
*Brad and Chad runs away*
by bbdevilhehe November 22, 2021

Peter Griffin-it (v)
When you have to lift your low-hanging stomach fat to see your genitals, can be used for any gender. Word originates from Peter Griffin from the television show "Family Guy" having to do this act in order to see his genitials.
When you have to lift your low-hanging stomach fat to see your genitals, can be used for any gender. Word originates from Peter Griffin from the television show "Family Guy" having to do this act in order to see his genitials.
by Arizona Concept August 8, 2016
