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gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}
I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }
by Thenry January 24, 2017
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gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}
Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}
by Thenry January 25, 2017
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Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.
by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017
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gopherhero

a happy person who defends what they believe fiercely and is intensely loyal to their friends and family. Not afraid to harm one for the sake of more
Thats a gopherhero!
by Gopherhero108 January 12, 2018
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gopeder

Well it's really a very unique and extrinsic term that can have a variety of meanings.

1. A man that does his best to treat a female but tends to fall short to a much greater man. But still tries.

2. A man that does his best in everything, but his rivals always are still better.

3. A man who acts like he knows what to do in any situation, but ultimately fails in the end.

That's it..
A gopeder has no chance in life.
by :) 69 February 14, 2018
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Gopher

A person that only comes around when it's convenient for them (usually a man) when a woman has money,status, or power
A:Reggie is a Gopher come income tax time
B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
Gold Digger Moocher Man Whore
by It stings when ip March 16, 2018
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Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018
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