goatee

What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice.

Girl #1 - Hey, look at that guy's goatee!
Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!

by Senhor Aníbal June 16, 2008

goatee

also known as a prison pussy

As Mark deep throated Miguel, and Miguel withdrew he commented that Mark had a nice goatee aka prison pussy

by Cramerica Industries February 19, 2007

Gontent

What you get when you hire a gargoyle or goblin (some say any summoned monster) to do you web design.

Rick: What up man? Did you see my new website?
Carl: Yea shit was tight, but whats with all the stone gray?
Rick: Oh thats all the gontent from that fuckin gargoyle that I hired. I asked for level 8 and got a level 5. Whatever shit is cheaper than freelancers.

by beaumeezy August 3, 2007

goike

Goike is that one guy who wants to be cool, but never could

Bro, look at goike over there, he looks like a twig

by Dreamoth November 2, 2017

gite

calling someone ugly

omg your so gite

by xxxpeanut December 23, 2021

la gite

The Junk
Off the Hook
Awesome
Cool

Hot Rod Movie:
I used to be la gite
In fact, I was 2 la gite
I was 2 la gite to quit
But now, I'm not la gite
I'm un la gite
And for that reason, I must quit

or

Bob: Hey Kathy, look at that sweet fire hydrant
Kathy: Yeah it's so suh-weet
Bob: That convertible is la gite

by thecrapyourselfmove September 26, 2008

Neck gaiter

Probably the add under this definition

Did you see urban dictionary is selling neck gaiters

by COMMUNISM 100 September 7, 2020