gerloptergoogle

this is a common meaning for nonsense

person 1 "i got an A on my test"
person 2 "thats gerloptergoogle"

by lealonie April 9, 2009

gecko titties

Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".

To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.

Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.

by zachoff January 7, 2011

cyber gecko

the troll that made myspace kill its group function and the one who made trolling a sport. cyber gecko is the top troll in FB now.

if you are reading this, you have been trolled by cyber gecko

by blazejack the awesome March 4, 2011

Gecko fuck

Sex from behind with a lady against a wall, then surpise her by changing to anal sex.

Whilst fucking her from behind against a wall, pull out, stick it up her shitter, and watch her try and scramble up the wall. That's what a Gecko fuck is.

by iamalizard December 26, 2011

gerke

A massive pile of Shit

Ellie Sattler(Laura Dern) jammed her arm into a gerke in the original Jurassic Park.

by Mule1234 June 6, 2018

Gerkin

1. noun. (gu`rk_in) He/she that holds more money then they should have. One that st-st-st-studders multiple times especially with the letter "m". A true owner of a landscaping business and the clean up guy on a film crew(who thinks he is a boss). One who cleans up in beer pong along with his teamate who is considered the best in the world(DA). With this team comes respect and a high level of greed. A person who smokes with the cigarettes and the bats. One who lives to trim trees and f sheep. A norweigon circumsized sailer.

I got that gerkin money

trim them trees gerkin

i get high on the reg

its fun to do bad things

I yanked it!!! I yanked the thing gerkin!!

you think you are a hot on gerkin

by gertsen landscaping March 14, 2010

geriotiff

Two or more elderly persons engaged in a heated dispute over a petty or inconsequential subject.

Two 75 year old men have a heated geriotiff over whether or not the tuna in the tuna salad is albacore or bluefin.

by Phil Scott October 18, 2006