geometry

1:the class that mrs. lazono can not teach
2: the class in which you can sit in the corner and devise the death of your teacher in horrific ways
3: a hidden form of kong fu which is the most difficult to master because it is disguised as math, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAY ATTENTION!! YOU CAN RULE THE WORLD!!!

yeah, i kicked jerry's ass with my swift geo-metry kick of doom!

by lilly (roar!) February 19, 2004

Geosexual

Someone sexually attracted to only the earth.

Goerge is a geosexual

by Mmslave June 16, 2018

gemende

A short, bald man. Extremely insecure that compensates with outbursts of random yelling.

Mike, calm down man......you're acting like a Gemende.

by Evern July 21, 2017

gemmed

one who has had a sudden slutty feeling take over them after drinking heavily all night.

Lauren was so gemmed that she went naked roof jumping and slept with a guy whos name she cannot remember.

by nikeolous May 24, 2006

geode

Weed that looks fairly average in appearance but, when broken up, reveals heavy crystals and other signs of dankness.

"This weed looks pretty mediocre man."
"I know bro, but its a real geode."

"Dude I got this sack and thought it was mids, but it ended up being mad dank. Shit's geode."

by Aknibeezy September 25, 2008

geomonogamist

A person who has only one sexual partner per discrete location at a given time.

Mary was a geomonogamist in that she slept with both Brad in Seattle and Frank in Portland.

by Brad98115 January 2, 2009

geometrofied

1. Being scared of geo metros
2. Being small, compact, slow and beat up.

"Dude, do you still have that stupid phobia?"
"Yea I am still geometrofied"

"Dude do you see that girl over there?"
"Yea Bro she is totally geometrofied!"

by Chad Engle aka ceaweed January 25, 2008