Geekis

An extremely small or extremely large penis found on a nerdy, dorky person.

A Geekis can only be found on a nerd or dork or geek that has no life and spends 24/7 playing World of Warcraft or something along those lines.

When Clark got his pants ripped off, I could not believe the size of his penis. It was a Geekis!

by Ruddz March 15, 2010

Gerkini

A Gerkini is an expression used when you encounter a man with a penis that is the size or smaller than an actual Gerkin Pickle. Gerkini can be used to name the penis, or the man who has a small penis.

"I just had an evening with the Gerkini" or

"His junk reminded me of a gerkini"

by focus2007 May 23, 2010

geekius

A portmanteau of Geek and Genius. Similar to alpha nerd, but without the negative connotation.

Man, that Ron Magwood sure is a geekius! He understands particle physics, video games, and math!

by Prosthetic Lips August 6, 2011

geeking out

"Geeking out" refers to the unnatural human infatuation or resulting obsession over a person, place or thing (common noun). Usually"geeking out" results in the human joining discussion boards, forums, real life outings, etc., where other geeks with similar interests discuss how great or shitty the noun is. Google is a key tool in geeking out. Research and knowledge is shared among the members in these gatherings thereby strengthening their geekyness. This geeking out behavior provides mental satisfaction and to some level order in the human's chaotic life.

Geek #1:Oh Shit! Did you see the new graphic card?!
Geek #2: OMG yes! I so want to get it!
Geek #1: It has like more gigabytes, gigahertz, and CUDA's that the previous one!
Geek #2: Shit man, I want to buy two, but I can't afford it.
Geek #1: *Sigh* Yeah, me too.

Sane person #1: Look at those geeks!
Sane person #2: They are totally "geeking out" over stupid shit.

by PrætorZ0d May 9, 2016

geodiot

A person who always say stupid things about location of citys, countrys, and maybe continents because they don't know where is it. If you dont' know where is Burkina Faso or Tambacounda, you are not a geodiot, but if you say Philippines is in Africa, yes, you are a geodiot!

Girl#1: I'm going to travel to Philippines. Can I see zebras at there?
Girl#2: No, zebras is in Africa.
Girl#1: But Pilippines is in Africa, isn't it?
Girl#2: WTF, Pilippines is in Asia! You such an geodiot!

by CandyMind July 13, 2016

Geekin

A stupid ass term used by Baltimoreans to state that someone is tripping, or acting unusual

"Hey what's up witchu, yo ass geekin"
Says the illiterate Baltimorean

by Daily_dose_of_bleach November 24, 2016

georie

A beautiful soul, kind hearted, loving, loyal, and Gorgeous. She is down to earth and would do anything for a loved one. Don't piss her off tho, she will never turn down a battle or anychane to defend and protect. She will always forgive but never forget.

that Georie is one of a kind, you'll never find anyone that can compare!

by LoveDave22 December 18, 2016