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Shifting Gears

The act of one man flicking another man's penis with any object besides his hand (to avoid any homosexual accusations), the flick must be brisk and gentle so said man does not get injured. While in the process Man 1 must shout "Shifting Gears!"
Man 0: Bro, you gotta go shift gears...

Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!

Man 2: You're dumb.
Shifting Gears by Big D_31 September 25, 2009

Gears Queer 

A Gears Queer is one who plays the video game Gears of War a lot and thinks it's the best thing since butter and bread. To go along with this, they are arrogant, think they are "elite" and can "pwn n00bs", constantly talking sh*t on their mic's, etc. Let's just say they live up to their name.
"I play Gears of War, which is the best game ever, so i'm better than you, n00b!"

"STFU Gears Queer."
Gears Queer by playCOD4 February 12, 2008

Metal Gear 

A bipedal tank, capable of launching nuclear missles from anywhere on the face of the planet. Its earliest incarnation was the Shagohod, a tank which, using rocket boosters and about 3 miles of runway, was designed to launch ICBMs. This was destroyed in 1964 during Operation Snake Eater. Metal Gear as we know it today surfaced in 1995 in Outer Heaven, ironically in use by the man who destroyed its earlier model, Big Boss. After being destroyed, another Metal Gear appeared in Zanzibar land. After Solid Snake destroyed it and killed his father, he retired, until 6 years later, the US government decided to build their own model, REX. Liquid Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND took control of the Shadow Moses facility until Solid Snake destroyed it. After that, various models began turning up around the world.
Metal Gear! It can't be!
Metal Gear by Snake March 15, 2005

Gears of War 3 

1.) For the true hardcore gamers
2.) Dom Dom Dom oh mahn
3.) Gameplay, graphics, design, campaign, xbox live = simply amazing.
4.) From locust to lambent to berserkers to brumaks n gunkers. da fkk izz dat? ;]
annoying guy: let's play mw3!!!!!! ima rape all these muthfuckas!
cool guy: nah man i gotta hit up that gears of war 3. thats thaa real rape.
Gears of War 3 by soulfaithful November 18, 2011

Lady Gary 

An asian-hermaphrodite wannabe, normaly listens & sings to Lady Gaga
Sam: Hey Gary, what you wanna do today?

Lady Gary: Just dance, it will be ok!

Sam:... wtf?
Lady Gary by Lowe-it man February 15, 2010

Gary Reed 

A form of saying "Gaurenteed" quickly, which sounds like a man's name, Gary Reed.
"You gettin' juiced tonight?"

"Oh Gary Reed."
Gary Reed by GaryR. March 23, 2010