The hottest old guy in the world who sounds like a woman. He loves to wear spandex and do squats. He's kind of perverted and likes to hide inside school cafeteria trashcans.
Person: Hey GertFibbz what are you doing?
GertFibbz: I'm doing some bun work in my blue spandex!
Other Person: Wow he's really old and sounds womanly, he must be GertFibbz.
GertFibbz: I'm doing some bun work in my blue spandex!
Other Person: Wow he's really old and sounds womanly, he must be GertFibbz.
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Did "Lincoln" pass the Gertrude test? Did "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" pass the Gertrude test? Did "A League of their Own" pass the Gertrude test?
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An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
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Get the Gert mug.The Campus bar at McGill University, Montreal, Canada. Located in the SSMU building on MacTavish, it's arguably the best cheap bar for university students with daily deals on weeknights.
Famous for Sangria Wednesdays, but other events include Mellow Mondays, Tallboy Tuesdays, Thursday Night Traditions (TNT), and sustainable Fridays.
The slogan goes "gerts till it hurts!"
Famous for Sangria Wednesdays, but other events include Mellow Mondays, Tallboy Tuesdays, Thursday Night Traditions (TNT), and sustainable Fridays.
The slogan goes "gerts till it hurts!"
Andrew: Hey Jane, you wanna go to Gerts for Tallboy Tuesdays? $3 tallboys!
Jane: You bet! $2 tequilla shots too! Gerts till it hurts!
Jane: You bet! $2 tequilla shots too! Gerts till it hurts!
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