Gaylord

The most unfortunate name ever.

I feel so bad for Gaylord. His parents must have hated him.

by 42answer June 5, 2014

gaylordsville

basically, the shit... don't be fooled by all the cows and cornfields... gaylordsville is a nonstop party, fool.

yesterday, i went cowtipping in gaylordsville.
sweet life, dude.

by gaylordsville focker November 6, 2007

gaygod

a word used to describe an indie/ego freak who so happens to be gay!

WTF he's say a gaygod!

OMG he's so bad he must me Matthew Lush =S

by dandino August 12, 2009

Optimus Gaylord

The name given to a certain entity (i.e. myself) who owns large amounts of property.
My own collection of property icludes The Baron, The Dead Sea and The Roman Playboys.

Optimus Gaylord is ME and owns stuff, bitches.

by Optimus Gaylord December 25, 2007

Galgore

Ancient name given to criminals convicted of mass murder, the name is in reference to a mythalogical demon who was notorious for causing the deaths of entire villages or tribes.

Oh shit, here comes Galgore!

by Valdimier Vensurhofn February 26, 2004

Gayground

A jungle gym compiled of homosexuals that can be mounted and climbed for the pleasure of all parties involved.

"We need to spice up our sex life. Lets have some friends over and make a gayground!"

by Clever Little Biatch October 27, 2012

gagortion

A joke in which the punchline is completely ruined before its arrival.

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Alex Fech... ah nevermind, you don't even know the guy. I'm giving this joke a Gagortion."

by Bananawhistle January 31, 2014