The man who Sidney Crosby is sucking off more than any other man. Probably even at this moment.
This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.
Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.
Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.
This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.
Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.
Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.
Hey dude, check out Crosby during the pre game warmups. He's got jizz still on his face. Gary Bettman must've dropped by the Penguins locker room and dropped a load.
Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.
Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.
by I. C. Nippz January 25, 2011
1.Noun. Glam rock king of the 1970's and 80's. Had a big "gang", (enquire within if you wish to join) and confessed to loving a good "bang".
2. Noun. (Rhyming Slang) Arsehole - Gary Glitter = Shitter
2. Noun. (Rhyming Slang) Arsehole - Gary Glitter = Shitter
"....and then she took the whole fuckin' lot right up the Gary. You could see the makers nameplate, I were so far up, let me tell you...."
by Niall Brady January 22, 2003
by corra October 11, 2003
Gary is a town in NW Indiana named after the founding chairman of U.S. steel, Elbert H. Gary. It was once a nice middle class town with many steel mills and small businesses but ran downhill mainly because of urban decay. Now it has a 25% poverty rate and more than twice as much crime as the US average. Many great people are from Gary, such as the Jackson family, many NFL stars, aswell as actors. Now, Gary remains little more than a poor derelict city. If you happen to drive through Gary, you will notice that it looks more like a post apocalyptic town. NWI locals generally give it the nickname "Scary, Indiana."
by Jag140 August 06, 2011
(v.) the act of wearing sunglasses whether inside or out, with the intent to feast your eyes on students whom would be the age of your own daughter.
"hey dad, you wanna help me pick out some clothes school ?"
"No thanks son, im gonna Gary Graham outside of Hollister"
"No thanks son, im gonna Gary Graham outside of Hollister"
by SnackpackJR August 20, 2011
by Lowe-it man February 15, 2010
Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.
Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary
by slappos October 16, 2019