Garden Hose

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!

Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

gutter gardening

When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters

I see joe has given up on caring for his house.

Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening

by Drowning clown November 24, 2015

bone garden

A cemetery

When you die, you are buried in a bone garden.

by Lolliedolly February 16, 2015

Garden Salad

When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.

Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.

by OneBananagramPls October 18, 2021

Garden School

Garden School is a really small school with about 300 kids from k-12. If you tell something to anyone, everyone knows immeadiately. Drama spreads really quickly. The sports teams aren't that good but everyone tries their best. We have no speaker system so no one ever knows whats going on. There is a crap ton of homework but there's a lot of really fun events.

"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Garden School."
"Cool so you must be an expert at Gardening right?"
( You'll get this a lot)

by Winterwolf28 September 27, 2017

country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.

yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!

by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010

Booger Garden

A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.

Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden

by Keeper of the Booger October 21, 2012