shalacking the galocknoid

Verb: To play wit your Tallwacker, petting the snake, Wackin it, jerking Off.

Stweie was caught Shalacking the Galocknoid when his Mom walked into his bedroom.

by dcerny September 17, 2006

Galoop

To suck/lick/gulp

She likes to galoop talooshkas

by Ballz n weiners June 9, 2009

half gallon

unit of liquid used to measure time by stone cold alcoholics. the unit is vodka / whiskey / capt morgan

I will see you in half a half gallon. I'll be back in two half gallons. He is averaging 3 half gallons aday.
more fun then saying a half hour, and more exact if you know the drunk and his speed of consumption.

by KL OUD April 10, 2008

12 to the gallon

A slow, unproductive, lazy person, student or worker that will hinder a group or team from their objective. Basically saying someone is inefficient in terms of miles per gallon, because a car that gets 12 to the gallon is not worth driving, in turn a person that is slow is not worth choosing or working.

A: Ay les put him on our team for the Government Project

B: Naw maine, he 12 to the gallon

A: Oh, he like that?

B: Yea, that fool hecka slow. We-a neva finish wit him messn' stuff up

by M. Du May 10, 2005

Galoof

A galoof is generally used as an adjective, to describe one who is abnormally large and clumsy.
It of course comes from the word Goof except some complete idiot mispelled it for some reason or another.

That young lad over there is such a galoof, oh look he just hit his head on a ceiling fan.

by - November 10, 2003

mamar gallo

an annoying person
(colombian saying)

deja de mamar gallo! ehh...

by valluna February 13, 2009

gallows bird

n. A defendant who is certain to be condemned to death with no chance of pardon or reprieve.

"Down here in Macomb, Alabama, we knowed that nigra-boy Tom Robinson was a gallows bird 'fore the trial even got started."




(Two lawyers at lunch)
Lawyer #1: Let's see, we have Alan Lee Davis for kidnapping and murder first degree, LaShawndra Simmons for distributing crack rock, and BraNell Wallace for grand theft of some rims, apparently.

Lawyer #2: We shouldn't take Davis. Let's be honest--he's a gallows bird. Folks hate him and the DA has an open-and-shut case.

by Carl Willis December 2, 2004