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Glockenspiel

Ayo I've got a massive glockenspiel you know fam
by istrokeurdadswilly March 9, 2022
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Glock Jocker

A person who defends all Glock flaws by saying it’s the operator.
That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.
by JG69 June 14, 2022
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Glocked

When I didn’t hear from my dear friend, I realized I was glocked. No way to communicate with them.
by Fun Aunt July 7, 2022
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glockoma

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger
"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."
by vistaine October 9, 2022
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Glocksmackled

A blowjob technique where the female is so shocked at the size, she struggles to perform said blowjob
Man: Well? are you going to do it?

Woman: I'm so sorry, I'm just..Glocksmackled..
by not dobby (totally) December 4, 2022
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glock

Person 1:hi
Person 2:i got a glock in my rari
Person 1:what
by yeet.the.child March 28, 2023
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Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.
Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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