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willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.
OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.
by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015
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career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk
Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick
by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016
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elegant fapper

One who is a notorious jerk off but who possess an aire of sophistication not normally associated with the type. Aka a douche bag.
Winston asked his hit it and quite it out to dinner and "forgot his billfold" again. He's such an elegant fapper.
by Bigredcocker May 11, 2016
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Patty Flappers

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017
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bingo fapper

This word is used to describe old ladies who have just won a spot of bingo.
Dorothy: Only 34.553 seconds left of this game.
Margaret: Gets two fingers and jams them into her pussy
Margaret:*orgasms*
Dorothy: What a bingo fapper
by Old Boi February 15, 2018
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Butt flappers

When you fart and your cheeks flap together making a clapping song/sound, you can also said when you had a really bad day
I have a BUTT FLAPPERS day
by WingwangTAN September 21, 2018
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ripper flapper

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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