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Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.
I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.
by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019
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fürherious

Being angry enough with an object, person, situation that you irrationally commit mass genocide.
What happened when hitler banged his toe on the credenza?

He became fürherious and made credenzas illegal. All owners of illegal credenzas and makers of credenzas recieved capital punishment.
by Turtledyke September 20, 2019
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Führerized

When a normal person start hating everything that he already hates. And start doing something like "Genocide", or "Mass destruction".
Jeff is Führerized when he found out that he failed the Math Final Exam, and he start hitting someone that he hates a lot before.
by Щеsтеяи_Sрiеs_69 December 24, 2019
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Fuerteventura

The best Canary Island. Period.
It belongs to Spain, but ever since tourism skyrocketed in the late 1990s and early 2000s foreigners run amock (it's not as bad as Tenerife though). It is known for its beautiful beaches and awesome surf spots.
Person 1: Wanna go to Fuerteventura?
Person 2: Sure! I loved surfing there!
by WillieSpency February 16, 2020
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Funeral Sandwich

a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland
by Derv B June 14, 2020
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Fuqery

Something that comes at you energetically in the form of a soul or situation that in the physical reality fuqs with your existence, creates suffering etc, but in the transcendental reality, gives you a lesson to grow and evolve your lame ass.
Did you see what fuqery that guy brought into my life? I'm so glad that's over and I learned not to ignore red flags.
by Loving Guide January 4, 2021
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Funeral jumper

Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend
Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper
by Lil Pepper Pants July 13, 2021
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