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fuckwit

A contraction of "fucking twit." A term of derision used to refer to someone who is a contemptible idiot.
"Hey fuckwit, learn how to drive!" yelled Sheryl when an asshole nearly caused an accident on the road.

"I will be glad when the Americans elect a new President. Curious George was such a fuckwit!"
by Jerrett Allen May 25, 2008
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Fuckpatch

A poorly repaired pothole that is either uneven or has quickly reopened.
Driving down the road with friends, when suddenly BAM!! and everyone is shook. "Well, that was a nice Fuckpatch!"
by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008
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Fuckit List

A list of all the things you don't want to do before you die. Opposite of bucket list.
Jane added "eating uni" to her fuckit list. "Why the hell would I want to eat something that looks like vomit," Jane said.
by ozoni11 January 27, 2015
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Fucknite

Hey YoU pLaY fOrTnItE
Me: you mean the game no one plays ?
What do you mean fucknite ?
Ur mom
by Mikezamios June 21, 2020
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fuckwit

Someone completely devoid of clue or common sense. A person who makes you wonder how life can exist with people this stupid. See also: Josh Katz.
Josh: Aww =(
Me: Frown it up, fuckwit.
by CH January 30, 2004
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fuckwit

The language commanly spoken by chavs.
Basically consists of a few simple sentances such as "ya mum" and "ya startin"
Sometimes a smarter(used in the loosest context) chav can emalgimate these sentances into semi-coherent rambling i.e "ya startin, wot?, ya mum" but most chavs do not even possess the intilectual capacity to perform this simple action
PASSER-BY: *bumps chav*
PASSER-BY: sorry didnt see you there
CHAV: Na, wot ya startin dans
PASSER-BY: erm nothing *continues on way*
CHAV: Yeah walk away, innit
PAASSER-BY: *knifes scumbag chav, does world a favor*
by wtiger46 January 5, 2005
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Fuckitey

Used to define a act that is morally, physically or mentally fucked-up.
Guy 1: Dude!! Look what that dog is doing to that chick!

Guy 2: Wow. . . That's kind of sexy.

Guy 1: Ummm, that's a bit fuckitey dude.
by Grant2053 October 17, 2010
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