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Fuckboy

A made-up, bullshit word invented by "Boss Bitches" and other non-feminine Woman Children, a "fuckboy" is a "narcissist" who "works too much", and thus, "never pays her any attention."

Women Children who use such nonsense words typically demand a "provider and protector", vote democrat, and then can't understand why a man must "work too much" to replenish all the money the democrats took out of his paycheck.

As a non-feminine woman, she demands to be "pursued", claiming that it is the "job" of a "real man" with "confidence" to "go after the woman he wants." Such a man is a Beta pussy. These women will cry and complain about how the "fuckboy" has "ghosted" them, after he gets fed up with initiating EVERY interaction; he is to continue to "pursue" her forever, whether she responds to him or not. Once he stops, the "fuckboy" is accused of "ghosting".
Man: Ugh, work was brutal.

Woman Child: YAY!!! It's my time now!!!

Man: I was really hoping to just relax and watch a movie.

Woman: YOU WORKED 11 HOURS TODAY!!! THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!!! IT'S ME TIME NOW!!!!!!

Man: I'm exhausted.

Woman Child: TEXT ME FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS AS I FALL ASLEEP!!!!

Man: Why don't you come over and watch the movie with me? Or I will bring it over to you?

Woman Child: HOW DARE YOU?! I am a cHrIsTiaN!!!!!

Woman Child: REEEEEEEEE!!!!! FUCK YOU FUCKBOY!!!!! DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT ME?!?!?!? NO, YOU DON'T!!!!! ALL YOU WANT IS SEX!!!!

Man: ... we haven't even had sex ...

Woman Child: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!!! A REAL MAN HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO AT LEAST TRY TO HAVE SEX!!!!

Man: ... I haven't tried because I'm the Christian you claim to be ...

Woman Child: REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! FUCKBOY!!!!!!! NO SPARK!!!!!
by BidenCheated May 11, 2022
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Fuckboy

Alright so heres a fuckboy for ya
-Millions of basketball shoes
-Ellite Nike socks (normally the nice looking ones too)
-Swiffs his hair up (i honestly think the hair is hot)
-Trys to get numbers from every girl in class
- Silver iPhone

- Mostly tall but some are pretty short
-pretends not to hear you so you give even more attention to him

Thats just somethings that are in a fuckboy but i betcha theres more just watch out!
Izzy: OMG guess what! Matt just asked if I wanted to go out over the weekend! I think imma say yes
Jillian: NO hes a fuckboy hes not gonna care about you!
by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018
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Fuckboy

A guy who only wants a girl for sex.
He's a fuckboy.
by lolzzzzT July 19, 2016
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Fuckboy

A male who is in it only for the pussy. Girls are into these boys the most. Especially if they're from Freeport High School.

if you are desperate for a females attention, fuck her like a pornstar and treat her like Chris Brown treats Rihanna

FHS has a TON of fuckboys. First name..N...Last name...G
That's a Gold Tier fuckboy. Which are the fuckboys with a lot of "talk" but very tiny meat.
Me: Hey, how about we go on a date Saturday night?

Freeport girl: Oh no. Sorry. I'm only into fuckboys.
by Assholething1 July 9, 2019
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Fuckboy

Someone who typically wears white sunless and uses phrases like Iam a grown ass man, while living off there significant other.

Also goes out all the time and tries to pick up other people while significant other is at home taking care of the responsibilities of the said "fuckboy".

One who talks plenty of shit until it is time to do something about it and then runs away, although still gets caught and beat, because they are a bitch ass fuckboy.

Someone who portrays themselves as king shit, says all the stuff they can do or have done, until it comes time and you find out they are a lying fuckboy.
Man that Jeff is a piece of work, what a fuckboy.
by GroupedLetterSayer June 22, 2017
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Fuckboy

any boy who wears beige or black pants rolled up with high socks and vans and acts like ur the only girl in the world then pretends like they have no idea who you are after 2 weeks
"Wow, that boy was with a some girl last night and with a different one this morning. He's such a fuckboy"
by melvin pelvin September 2, 2017
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Fuckboy

When you reach the ultimate level of fuckasery senior year. And you only use words like lit, lavis, and let's not forget... Good talk!
Bro Restrepo is such a fuckboy... He slayed sophomores all weekend.
by Mary Newkirk September 22, 2016
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