frenting

when a life changing obstacle comes between two people in a relationship that causes them to break up and become friends even though they wish they were dating

Joe and Jane are dating. Jane has to move out of state. They try to make it work but they can't pull it off. Even though they love each other,they are forced to become friends. Joe and Jane are now frenting.

by erikatori June 18, 2008

Frotting Minkle

A term used to slag your friends with.

Lance your frotting minkle get the beers in.

by The Scotsman September 23, 2005

funting

the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.

Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!

by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014

fronting

the act of lending drugs to a nigga when a dealer knows he is not going to get paid for them

Don't be fronting nigga.

by Niggaplease January 3, 2003

Funting

1. Misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.

2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)

MAN: Darling I know we've only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, sexual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have sexual relations on top of the funting tonight as I've never so much as seen one of your nipples! The closest is that drawing, that I drew, ten years ago.

WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008

Niggas be frontin

1) To be approached by African-American males in a violent manner, usually intimidating males with intent of extreme pain or rape is involved when a nigga is so called "frontin." Also used to describe you and your homies going to a place to fuck shit up.

Chad: Man Tyrone and Jamaal were really on your back yesterday right?

Tyler: Well, what are you going to do, Niggas be frontin

EX2

Ryen: Dudes, We are about to totally own this shit,

Ryen's Boys: Yeah totally man

Jake: Hella bro, Niggas be frontin.

by ASEAKWAUCEEEEE January 4, 2013

spread the frosting

Take a dump.

Ooh! That sausage biscuit have give me he urge to "spread the frosting".

by Steve July 22, 2003