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Friendship poop

The act of two people taking a poop simultaneously sharing a toilet with one person in front and the other behind.
There was only one workable toilet left, forcing Timmy and Billy to break down that final barrier by taking a friendship poop.
by Chester C. M. March 29, 2010
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Friendship Maine

Friendship Maine is a trap! It has the most misleading name in all creation. It's a fishing/lobstering town in Maine full of druggies, drunks, and other forms of redneck who do nothing but get into fights over sleeping with each other's siblings, taking each others drugs and booze, etc.

Going to Friendship, if you know nobody there, is like walking into a lions den in a meat suit: Everyone there knows each other, you will get away with NOTHING!
Come to Friendship Maine, where you're more likely going to get in a bar fight than in any other town.
by RosemaryTT January 10, 2013
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True Friendship

Suffering for the happiness of those you care about most
True friendship= a close friend dating someone who is a complete jerk to you making your life stink. You suffering while you know you're close friend is happy.
by lilnasty850 February 4, 2010
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tainted friendship

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.
Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.
by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014
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neutered friendship

a form of friendship that is severely limited by one or both person's marital status, job title, etc.

Basically, it can only be so much.
I realized that my friendship with Joanna was going to have to be neutered when our boss told her husband about me.

Our neutered friendship is restricted to short chats between shifts.
by elantzb December 12, 2011
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Friendship Cheetah

1. The coolest troll you know. He trolls for fun, but doesn't cross the line.
2. The name for someone who uses an anonymous account to have fun and make fun of things.
"Did you see that Friendship Cheetah post on instagram?"
"Yea, I just wish I knew who it was."
by TheFriendliestCheetah October 10, 2014
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friendship therapy

a euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex.
"One of my co-workers was depressed about breaking up with her boyfriend so I offered her some friendship therapy."
by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014
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