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Freshman Slayer

A guy who hook ups with freshman at dances or mixers, when he is older.
AJ got with 5 freshman at the last mixer! What a freshman slayer!
by Da clique November 10, 2012
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freshmen

1. Something that should be beaten on a regular basis.
2. In the case of slutty freshmen girls, semen catchers that will do anything to be near superior upper classmen/human tissues
3. Human boners
4. Modern Day Slaves
5. No. 1 product of Orthodontists.
"Hey Eunice, git me mah beatin' styuck I'se gones done and spotted me a freshmen!"
"I keep getting boners during class, can I borrow your freshmen?"
"All ya'll hollah up yur hounds now we done fixin' to hunt me som' freshmen"
by St. TeShaun February 27, 2007
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FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)

been the newest person to enter a jail, and all the other innmates are after you
mum: "billy got sent to jail, turns out he had FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)"
dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"
by chickensoup64 May 27, 2006
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whitman freshmen

the most repulsive, slutty, wannabe bitches to walk the face of this earth. They have no life except trying to piss of the upperclassmen but we know you will never succeed because we cant even bare to look at you. They dye their hair ugly colors, have no boobs, want to be eachother, and fuck like animals because one of them started it and theyre sweet!! woah and one had sex in a sink!!! ugly mother fuckers.
boy: i need ass ill just call one of the freshman girls! maybe they will fuck me in some cool place like a sink!
by theuttertruth May 5, 2005
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freshmen

uses juuls. they think there cool and date seniors. flexes with everything they have. the day bad words thinking there cool. freshmen are the most racist peole on earth
do u see that guy?

yeah he’s probably a freshmen
by Chickenwingsandfiesidontgo March 10, 2019
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Freshmen Rodeo

A high school tradition where upper classmen use the rules of regular rodeo with the freshmen of the school. The upper classman stealthy approaches the freshman and jumps on their back and yells "FRESHMAN RODEO" (if this is not declared, you will not get credit). The point is to last an entire 8 seconds while they try to remove you. Makes for a great welcome to high school.
"See that stupid freshman over there?"
"yea"
"Watch this"
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"WOOOOOO FRESHMAN RODEO"
"Freshmen Rodeo!"
by thisguyfrommichigan October 16, 2008
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Freshman Forgiveness

The one time forgiveness given to a freshman, (normally a female) who falls for the totally wrong upperclassman guy. The guy normally seems sweet, but everyone who has been in college with him for more than 5 minutes knows he is a douche bag.
A new college freshman girl wants to find a boyfriend on the campus she has just arrived on. She begins talking to a guy who seems very sweet. Because no one has warned her about his creepyness she persues him. Things happen, and then she realizes how much of a douche he really is. The freshman then avoids this man and throws it off as a freshman forgiveness because she was not warned, and didnt know better.
by spinto_kar May 28, 2009
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