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shower freeze

when someone is taking a warm or hot shower, and not paying attention, someone sneaks into the bathroom and turns the temperature dial to the coldest setting
my girlfriend was pissing me off today. so i gave her a shower freeze when she was shampooing her hair. wish i could have seen her nipples stand up, she was screaming bloody murder
shower freeze by kaloonzu November 13, 2011

Mr Freeze 

A criminal mastermind.
Mr Freeze merrily sang -

Oh, I wish I was in the land of Gotham.
Old times there are not forgotten.
Look away!
Look away!
Look away! DC Land

In DC Land where I was born.
Early on one frosty morn'.
Look away!
Look away!
Look away! DC Land.
Mr Freeze by AnonDoxy November 25, 2018

anit-freeze 

Another word for Dr. Pepper. Which ironically has some of the same ingredients as real antifreeze.
When you go to the store pick me up some anit-freeze.
anit-freeze by StingyZ July 22, 2006

we neva freeze 

Peon Freeze 

When you come to your mundane 9-5 job and realize you are just incapable of doing anything work related. This could last from several minutes to several months.
Employee 73629: Man i'm so behind on this project, total peon freeze all day
Employee 83772: Tell me about it I've had grunt block all week
Employee 73845: Yeah, a total code monkey stall, just a giant cube fuck
Manager 82764: Damn it Bill, all my subordinates had a giant case of peon freeze this week so we are not going to meet that deadline
Peon Freeze by Major Balls November 28, 2010

Auto- Freeze 

Auto freeze is a setting on your computer or mobile device that can only be turned off by submitting, F, Tab, control. If that did not work out. In order to turn it off you have to make sure it’s on.
Martha: My computer froze! I must have Auto- Freeze on!