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flute kink

Being attracted to people who play the flute
Eve has a flute kink, her last two crushes played the flute.
by Don’t deny it Eve January 18, 2023
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swine fluked

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.
Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..
by slim_berry August 20, 2009
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slute flute

Its a metaphorical flute that can summon common slutes or slores. Usually the process needs an amass of drugs or alcohol and a phone contact list full of slutty girls.
Bro play the slute flute and lets summon some whores for tonight.

dude grab the slute flute so I can get a slore to blow on my skin flute!
by SluteMeifer March 19, 2014
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Hoebell Flute Bridge

The sexual act of performing oral pleasure on a woman's genitalia whilst keeping the lower back off the floor
I performed a hoebell flute bridge on her last night
by Bagsandbacks04 July 29, 2016
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Skin flute salute

a (1): when the males member insists on pledging it's allegiance. (2): erection
"Johnny gave a skin flute salute to Cindy last night!"
by Strickland propane June 26, 2017
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greasy flute

I went down on chloe last night and she had such a greasy flute i couldnt believe it
by TheresAlwaysABiggerFish January 3, 2018
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Inverted Flute

When your dick gets punched into your stomach.
“I got an inverted flute
“Man that must’ve hurt
by fireball11 October 13, 2018
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