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Flacco

Derived from Latin word Flacdemic
(n)Unibrowed alumnus of a scholarly institution of higher learning, The University of Delaware, who also simultaneously dominates life(s) in general.

(adj) Unibrow with the thickness of Ed Reed's pubic beard
Have you seen how that broseph dominates life? He is one Flacco.

Did you hear that Tim Tebow is gay? That is so not Flacco
by Lord K.C. Keeler of Tubby Ray January 11, 2009
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Flaccid

Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.
"Life is so flaccid" - meaning life sucks.
"This is so flaccid" - meaning this sucks.
by massivefaggot June 18, 2013
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flocked

adj. Condition that occurs when someone is surfing (in the ocean) and suddenly finds his/herself surrounded by other surfers. Syn. crowded. Especially found in Southern California on holiday mornings.
Even though we got in the water early, by 9am, we were flocked.
by Alicat73 January 7, 2009
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Ravens Flock

A threesome with a random snapchat hoe and a member of your immediate family.
Earl Thomas of the Baltimore Ravens was held at gunpoint by his wife during a Ravens Flock involving his younger brother.
by BrowniePostgame May 7, 2020
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Flocked

To be screwed over, cheated, dicked over, fucked or swindled.
When the truck driver went to deliver his material for the day and another truck driver cut in front of him he realized he had just been flocked.
by Jasper78 August 18, 2012
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Flockers

A combination of the terms "Floppy" and "Knockers" when referring to a womans breasts.
Billy's mom makes great lasagna, but I really wanna see her flockers.
by Jimmy Drama August 9, 2008
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Lake Flaccid

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).
Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.
by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010
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