The French Exchange

A situation where 2 people simultaneously perform the cupcake movement on each other after farting at the same time. The exact opposite of barter, due to it being 'a double coincidence of do not wants'

"I trust last night went well, Sir?"

"Bally terrible unfortunately Jeeves, i was planning to cupcake Aunt Agatha and at the very moment I gave it to her she turned and gave me one right back!"

"Ah, 'The French Exchange' Sir, a rare and exotic beast"

"Quite, Jeeves, quite- i've half a mind to leave her my Richmond Regards"

"Very good Sir"

From Jeeves and the Bottomist by P.G. Wodehouse

by Captain Tomson June 1, 2010

Mormon French Kiss

When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.

Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.

by Bros Gold January 7, 2016

The French Monarch

A sexual act which involves a person jacking you off and then as you are about to cum they put your dick into a guillotine and chop the head of your penis off.

Bro 1: "I did The French Monarch with this girl last night!"
Bro 2: "What the fuck dude!?"

by z4sniper September 4, 2019

French Bitch

A girl who likes to parade around her ability to speak French even though she isn't of French origin, didn't ever go to France, and judging by how ugly she is- has probably never even been French kissed.

Look at that French Bitch pretending she's more than just a dirty slut from Oregon.

by shayshayshazam December 2, 2010

French Riviera

An awesome place in the south-east of France near Monaco and Italy.

Parisian dude : "I wish i could go to the beach without having to drive five hours away"
Dude from Nice, French Riviera : "Just move to awesome French Riviera, beaches are always 15 minutes far from where you live"

by huurricane February 18, 2011

French Lessons

deep throat blow jobs.

Amy offers french lessons, with a donation of course.

by rock_monkey17 August 27, 2009

french maid costume

A type of costume ladies like to wear either during Halloween or else while working. Men don't mind the ladies wearing them either.

Have you tried on that french maid costume at Frederick's lately?

Oooh la la. That girl looks cute in the french maid costume, don't you think?

by Moodden January 6, 2008