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Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
by old observer April 16, 2023
mugGet the Filipino swiftymug.

Filipino-cousin

The son or daughter of a close family friend who is of the same generation or age.

First generation Filipino immigrants in the United States, particularly in Los Angeles and other major cities, didn’t have much family when they arrived, so their friends became their adopted families. When these first-gens all had children, the kids would refer to each other as “cousins” since they grew up so close to each other like siblings or cousins.
Although we all grew up together, Jon-Jon is my real cousin and Errol is only my Filipino-cousin since our parents have been friends for close to 20 years.
by cb1rocks April 1, 2024
mugGet the Filipino-cousinmug.

Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.
Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.
by OGR3 April 23, 2018
mugGet the Filipino Hammug.

Out Filipinoed

When your non-Filipino friend knows more Tagalog than you. Outdone at your own culture. Filipino can be replaced with other nationalities.

This term stems from the disconnect of growing up in a separate area from your culture/mixed culture families.
He knows more Tagalog than me and he's not even Filipino..... I think I've been out Filipinoed...
by fusewithme March 3, 2021
mugGet the Out Filipinoedmug.

Filipino's

FACT: Filipino's are the most powerful race in the world.
by drainerfranxx December 5, 2020
mugGet the Filipino'smug.

Reverse Filipino

1. The act of reversing a bad situation into a (possibly) worse situation.
2. A move in billiards where the ball ricochets and goes in.
1. I was getting raped but I pulled a quick reverse Filipino and raped him instead.
2. My nigga wasn't aiming but ended up pulling a reverse Filipino
by Gay Filipino April 20, 2018
mugGet the Reverse Filipinomug.

Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat
“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”
by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021
mugGet the Filipino sand surfingmug.

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