feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

by Steven August 10, 2004

Felchball

After vaginal intercourse you allow the semen to drip down to her asshole, eat it out, and then spit it back into her mouth. It's a mixture of felching and snowballing.

"Want to try a felchball tonight? After that donkey punch I'm sure it's nothing for you..."

by Cryophile October 23, 2009

felchulance

(V). The act of farting in your partner's face during the act of felching.

Mike, you asshole...get that felchulance under control. It stinks back here!

by Austin Pealy February 16, 2014

felchacide

The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.

Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.

by Jimmy Dink February 19, 2017

Felchie

A photograph taken of oneself whilst performing the act of felching
Originates from the everpopular selfie

Brett: "Wow, that was great! I'm going to go rinse off. Want to join me?"
Carl : "Yup...... But first, lemme take a felchie"

by The Branford Badger Snatcher March 9, 2018

friendly felcher

is when you cum in someones ass and you have a friend suck it out with or without a straw

Hey jeff could you stop by the house today and give my wife a friendly felcher

by bob todler October 3, 2009

fetchin paper

makin money

"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"

by chodz April 12, 2010