Felabio

The making out of one's rectum. Usually in a drunk manner.

Julie: Ever since that one night when I gave Dan a felabio, I felt weird. When I did it, his butthole bled. So, I went to the doctor and I have AIDS.

Jack (friend of Julie): That's fucked up.

by Chafing5Hole December 3, 2011

Fecal Stimulation

The act of irritating the crap out of someone.

Damm, but Tracey is giving me some serious fecal stimulation.

by Willie Lube March 5, 2013

Felanthropist

n. - A person who is unusually adept at and interested in getting other people fellatio i.e. (blowjobs, head, etc.)

Guy 1: Yo bro, why are you always bringing up blowjobs around my roommate?
Guy 2: I'm just tryin' to get the idea in her head bro. I want to get you a blowjob. I'm a felanthropist.
Guy 1: Yeah, a "self-proclaimed" felanthropist....

by ieatjenga April 20, 2015

fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015

Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016

fecca

A fart that lasts for 10 seconds

When i pooped i feccad

by itz shock yt March 22, 2017

Falcarius

As well as being the most amazing sexy dinoriffic dinosaur to originated on both land and the interweb, he is known for is use of illeism and jokabulary. Before you know it, your probably want to go on a dinopilgrimage to be dinopumped.

#dinoenergy#dinoexcitement#dinoenthusiasm#dinopassion#dinosharin'

He is so Falcarius.

by Rockaway1ckawayrockaway1 September 4, 2017