feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 3, 2014

feline phobia

Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them

*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.

The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014

Felamandingdong

A long line between your legs that is 8 inches or bigger

Im gone give her that felamandingdong

by Deyon 56 September 8, 2016

Feline ADD

When a cat is focused on something such as eating and you are able to move him/her to a different location while only causing the cat to quickly change focus to a different subject.

Roommate: Put the cat down, man, he is eating.
You: I would but I already put him down somewhere else and he fell asleep, I think he has Feline ADD.

by GenderlessMale October 4, 2016

Felatism

When two people are being assholes

His felatism is gay

by Stupid brandons November 17, 2016

feline boy

A guy that acts like a cat.

"He really acts like a feline boy."
"He's my feline boy."

by J-dab February 23, 2017

Feline

Shes beautiful lovely and everybody likes her shes amazing she cant do anything

Be nice be as feline

by Drhjsksj March 20, 2017