marathon masturbation

When one repeatedly masturbates with both arms until they both give out.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't feel my arms!
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 3: Marathon Masturbation!

by c_monnen February 9, 2014

Abstinence Masturbation

The act of masturbating side by side with your partner. Usually practiced by abstaining couples who prefer intimacy, romance, cuddling and occasionally sucking at tits over hardcore sexual intercourse (because that officially qualifies as sinful fornication).This practice can be very effective to pacify the concerns of abstaining females who tend to accuse men of being dirty sexual pigs.

Do you know Cameron and Rachel... they have been practicing abstinence masturbation to control their need for sex... until they move on in life

by Innocent_Angel August 14, 2014

depression masturbation

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.

Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.

by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016

aggressive masturbation

A form of masturbation invented by the famous SavageRealm. Aggresive masturbation is masturbating so hard that the skin of your dick comes off.

Pass me some lotion bitch I'm boutta do some aggressive masturbation.

by twitch strivexd February 18, 2018

fasturbating

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

public masturbation

Masturbation in public, makes you very horney to see a guy watching you.

How to do Public Masturbation Eg:Sitting on a bus with a cleanly shaven pussy and no pants with tiny skirt, gently open my legs to the guy sitting oposite, start to masturbate and finger yourself watching his stare, sometime they join in wanking and can be know to miss they bus. Makes you horney as hell. Sometime do it hairbrushin

by MbGirl December 29, 2007