Failorida

A certain peninsular state In America known as Florida which has gone downhill politically in many ways. The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. Widely known by it's inhabitants for political corruption.

Failorida: The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. The state is widely known by it's inhabitants and others for having serious political corruption.

by Danger Diabolik! November 14, 2011

failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!

That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...

by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015

chris faile

The hottest ginger alive. His dick is so long and juicy it might make your ovaries bleed. He's definitely a keeper. Also reminds you of filthy frank.

Damn, Chris Faile is looking mighty fine in that blue morph suit.

by Lildicknigga68 December 1, 2016

Fog Of Failure

When a bathroom air freshener doesn't quite do the trick. Instead of a lemon scented bathroom, you get lemon scented shit.

Do not go in the bathroom. It is filled with the "Fog Of Failure."

by Pr1m September 14, 2010

failure

it is to be yelled out after one makes a dumbass move

*Marites trips*
*i point and laugh at her*
"hahahahhah Failure!"

by Giojamz April 18, 2003

Failure

You

Failure

by Wikipedia v2.0 April 2, 2019

Task failed Successfully

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...

by just your average suburban September 6, 2022