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Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.
It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.
by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025
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filipino clamato

I saw that hoe Filipino Clamato and I was like “ew”.
by Malory Clifton April 12, 2019
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Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
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Filipino Thunder

An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.
"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"

"Yeah man, and their parents were in."
by Logicalthinking June 5, 2018
mugGet the Filipino Thundermug.

Filipino humor

something that my friend made up. filipino humor is someone (who’s filipino) who thinks “loud = funny” liked hazbin hotel, helluva boss, have those insufferable wolf cuts, etc.. i am pretty sure my friend saw one of these people online once. now she thinks everyone who is filipino is like that.
ariana: “that girl has filipino humor”
marley: what is that supposed to be?
by teambluuu August 23, 2025
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Filipino Piledriver

A competition wherein two people stick their ass holes together and violently shit. This continues until the winner is decided via their shit entering the other person’s ass.
Did you see that Nick lost to that guy Ean? They were doing a Filipino Piledriver, and as always Ean remains undefeated.
by AsianLongMan February 9, 2025
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Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.
Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.
by OGR3 April 23, 2018
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