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February 33

An imaginary day created by the Easter Bunny. There are so many great things about this day. Now, for one it's Februaury, which never goes past 29 days. Most months only go up to 31 days, so "32nd" would sound a bit more obvious. Something about 33rd makes it sound more like a real day. Think about it. If you heard a movie trailer that said "February 33rd" you wouldn't think twice about.
Wit' 'dis giant Easta' egg bomb, I'm-a blow ya' to 'de imaginary day of February 33, in which you'll be trapt' fo' all eternity.

Squeek.
by nickreaper September 3, 2012
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February 4

All da short boys get to ask out any girl they want regardless of how tall the girl is
Person 1: Hey bro u should ask her out
Person 2: What why?
Person 1: It’s February 4
Person 2: Oh yeah!
by ElRhyno November 5, 2019
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febuary 18

Someone you love deeply was born on that day... they may end up being the love of your life! They got a huge sense of humor with and an even bigger booty. When you look in their eyes you can never look away...

People born on this day will always do the best to make you happy even when they are sad. So treat them right!!!
FEBUARY 18 he best day to go out and celebrate with the person you love the most
by It’s.kiwi October 29, 2019
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February 27

The 58th day of the year, which represents 15% of the year has passed gone.
-Hey what day is today?

— Lol. Today 15% of the year had passed.

- Wait IS IT FEBRUARY 27 ALREADY??!?!
by sapatona October 16, 2019
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February 6th

Bob Marley's birthday.
I smoked 2 ounces of weed on February 6th for Bob Marley's birthday.
by nirvana1189 April 4, 2012
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February 9

Who ever is born on this day is a natural fucking beast also all boys born on this day have huge dicks and girls born on this day are fucking Thicc
When’s you birthday

Oh it’s February 9

Oh shit how long

1 foot
by Shuckedgoose69 October 27, 2019
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February 26th

February 26th is National beef day, a day in which you call your friends beef gorl or guy
Why, it's February 26th AKA National beef day ! You know what that means? Laraiia is a beef gorl, isn't that funny
by laraiia October 31, 2019
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