Butt Funk Express

When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.

"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 3, 2019

expressionful

Full of expression. Obviously. Can be used to refer to eyes during pillow talk.

You've got really expressionful eyes.... And yes that is a word. I'm the English one here.

by Prettiest lady in all the land February 27, 2016

Dolphin Express

When you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. When you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin's dick.

Friendly dolphin...He took my back to shore, but then he clapped his flippers and I had to suck his dolphin dick I DID!! Because there's no free ride, people. There isn't. -Dave Attell

by Gay Mc April 9, 2003

self expression

1. Method of expressing feelings or opinions through physical means

2. The act of bitching and whining and calling it self expression

1a. The artist showed self expression about his piece about wartime Iraq

2a. That emo kid's self expression makes me want to kick him in the nads

by G. Matlin September 7, 2003

Pineapple Express

When your drug dealer wants to be your friend.

Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

by newbrains December 6, 2010

express crush

A feeling of attraction towards an individual after meeting them once or twice that usually lasts for approximately 24 - 48 hours and then fades when a new individual enters the picture or the weekend is over. This feeling of attraction is usually sexual in nature and might lead to a make out session or a one night stand. Typically, an express crush is one of convenience hence the name "express crush".

Man, their friend Johnny was so cool last night. He brought everyone a round of drinks and stopped that nasty guy from hitting on me. I can't believe that he is leaving in 2 days to go back home. I sort of want to make out with him before he leaves. I totally have an express crush.

by Josie Nubanks January 7, 2008

depress-express

a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.

Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!

by boryan February 9, 2009