A gay racist who makes inappropriate racist remarks at parties. Also, a person who has inferior knowledge of movies in general.
Stop being such an Ewoudt, it's okay if people of other races, cultures and religions hang out with us.
Don't be an Ewoudt, let's watch Lady In The Water.
Don't be an Ewoudt, let's watch Lady In The Water.
by nathangesig January 6, 2012
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The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
I was trying to talk about giving this chick an Irish Mudslide last night, but Joey ewertzed me, so I shot him in the face.
by MikeF15A October 20, 2011
Get the Ewertzed mug.Ears with Feet - the quote below explains where it came from but what exactly is an EWF? Another word that could be used is Toriphile (the suffix phile 'lover of), so Ears with Feet are simply, lovers of Tori. These are the people you'll find waiting in line for hours to get tickets to her concerts, they probably have a web page devoted to her, and can tell you the lyrics to just about everyone one of her songs.
So that's the definition, but what made Tori think of Ears With Feet? Well, when Tori was a child she says she had really big ears and it just looked like she was a pair of ears with feet.
The title 'Ears With Feet' is kind of an honor, it's a way to set us apart from the fans of any other musician. The title is a special bond formed between Tori and those that love her music. No other artist that I can think of has ever had such a devoted fanbase.
Ears With Feet are the people you'll find making conversion tapes in an attempt to turn others on to her music. They even have a special language. The best EWF sites are
So that's the definition, but what made Tori think of Ears With Feet? Well, when Tori was a child she says she had really big ears and it just looked like she was a pair of ears with feet.
The title 'Ears With Feet' is kind of an honor, it's a way to set us apart from the fans of any other musician. The title is a special bond formed between Tori and those that love her music. No other artist that I can think of has ever had such a devoted fanbase.
Ears With Feet are the people you'll find making conversion tapes in an attempt to turn others on to her music. They even have a special language. The best EWF sites are
Girl.. "wtf is an EWF?"
artist.. "It's what Tori Amos lovingly refers to her fans, to me , Enlightened Wonderful Few!"
Girl.. "never heard of her ."
artist.."you are missing out , Its like the greatful dead only better shoes !" Pry it open .
artist.. "It's what Tori Amos lovingly refers to her fans, to me , Enlightened Wonderful Few!"
Girl.. "never heard of her ."
artist.."you are missing out , Its like the greatful dead only better shoes !" Pry it open .
by arval February 27, 2019
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"Ah shit I caught the EWE disease, why am i turning so feminine? What is happening to my voice and body hair!?"
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This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February
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The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.
There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.
1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.
In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.
There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.
1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.
In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
Shot Pete "Excuse me i really gotta print off this assignment for next class can you please turn the computers on?"
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."
Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"
Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."
Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"
Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 27, 2009
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