Eric

Eric stands for a ligament piece of human grabage. They smell like garbage, because they do not shower, they are women beaters. They eat nothing but McDonalds. They are fat smelly fucks.

Dude whats is that smell, oh bro it's that Eric over there look how fat he is.

by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019

Eric

He’s a fucking pussy who fucks your hoe with you in the room. He loves a girl named mattie

Eric is a bitch

by JJG04 January 18, 2020

Eric

A rapist who rapes people and will be a future human trafficker.

Oh no Eric raped me.

by DeeZ nutszz February 25, 2020

Eric

This is a hard one. To get clue four you gotta be real funny bro.

What kind of bees make milk?

Man, look at those milkshakes

I know right, lucky Eric

by ACoolPiglet December 22, 2018

Eric

Young law student notable for prior performance in the film "Wanna-be hipsters need cash for fair trade coffee, and instead get coffee up the @$$!"

Oh man, I saw that Eric guy in that one movie about hipsters and inappropriate sexual activities!

by JDSaaa November 2, 2010

Eric

1. The lame version of the name Erik. Commonly picked when the parents wanted their kid to be a conformist, not a bold, strong, handsome, and sexy leader.

2. The German and French failed attempt at having their spawn be as awsome as Scandinavians.

3. A pussy.

1. Eric gets picked on by Erik.

The three Erics I know are boring.

Erik is hotter than Eric.

2. Eric surrendered to Erik.

3. That dude is such an Eric.

by wowdudeman February 4, 2010

Eric

An odd bodied fuck boy, who thinks he's hot shit but in reality looks somewhere between a fat capybara guinea pig and an ice cream cone. Cheats on girls that are that are WAY out of his league with trap skanks. Upside down mushroom dick ass nigga, probably got herpe smurfs living up under it. Love handles, skinny legs (hence the ice cream cone body). Ugly ass bitch boy, pale ass nigga. Eats ass. DIRTY ass. Ugly nigga.

Eric : (AIR-ECK) Basically every bitch dude ass fuck boy nigga known to man.

by Blahk August 15, 2015