1 definition by Blahk
An odd bodied fuck boy, who thinks he's hot shit but in reality looks somewhere between a fat capybara guinea pig and an ice cream cone. Cheats on girls that are that are WAY out of his league with trap skanks. Upside down mushroom dick ass nigga, probably got herpe smurfs living up under it. Love handles, skinny legs (hence the ice cream cone body). Ugly ass bitch boy, pale ass nigga. Eats ass. DIRTY ass. Ugly nigga.
by Blahk July 21, 2015