erection

1)the rapid outward movement of the penis with the cause being sexual activity, thinking about sexual activity, or seeing a hot girl

2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!

Mr. Burgundy u have a massive erection
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner

Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!

by rob August 2, 2004

wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.

He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.

by uttam maharjan June 22, 2010

Erection

romance novel language for being hard

she looked down and gasped at his enormous erection

by glyphmisstress March 17, 2016

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.

Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!

by eilick baals July 9, 2006

death erection

1. The most awesome metal band of all time.

2. Upon being hanged, the last action is a violent orgasm and erection, called a death erection.

Hey man, did you see death erection last night?

Yeah man. they're fucking great.

by beau gordon February 9, 2010

Nerd erection

Achieving a "metaphoric" erection by satisfying one nerd's fantasies

"Dude I just got a nerd erection this afternoon. I got my Core 2 Quad today."

After a girl that I really like waved at me, I got a nerd erection.

by lkegley9 February 9, 2009