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energy exchange

Someone does something for someone, in exchange for some sexual favour.

The 'something' is usually a trade or technical task.

The sexual favour is negotiable. i.e. lawn mowing = blowjob; installing new PC = a quick fuck; etc.

Usually energy exchange is proposed by MILFs and Matures when there is a budgetary issue, or they just want some semi-random fun and can save some money.

Some trades and techs may not accept the offer.

AKA "Furry Chequebook"/"Furry Checkbook".
Tradie/Technician: Your quote for the project is $2000, Mrs Jones.
Mrs Jones: Can we do an energy exchange?
Tradie/Technician: Yes, but only for the labour component.

cue: Mrs Jones having her way with the tradie/technician, getting what she wants and the Tradie/Technician doing good work and getting off too; both parties enjoy good work and no strings attached mutual enjoyment. May result in callbacks for maintenance tasks.
by TechnoHippie October 12, 2015
mugGet the energy exchangemug.

energy rape

When playing an energy transfer game like Zip Zap Zop McPheeters or Electricity, when someone takes your energy without passing it on.
Deanne energy raped me while we were playing Zip Zap Zop McPheeters.
by starreyes December 18, 2007
mugGet the energy rapemug.

Dragon Energy

A condition characterized by: A tendency toward self-aggrandization; the inability to understand and to state the truth; nonsensical public ranting; uncontrollable narcissistic behavior; exploitation of others; delusions of grandeur; borderline intellectual functioning; the inability to form nontransactional relationships with women; the need to draw those around them into their own dysfunctional sphere of influence through social media; and a severe penile inferiority fixation.

Warning: This condition is highly infectious; particularly to those with limited intellectual capacity
We are both dragon energy.
by Pantsuitwarrior May 31, 2018
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Daddy energy

Lesbian 1: middle aged women just have the Daddy Energy
Lesbian 2: oh yesss you are so right 🥺
by Sapphoislovesick January 6, 2021
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Energy Slut

an energy slut is someone who has an extreme addiction to energy drinks.
Dude did you see him chug that monster bfc? He's such an energy slut!
by Monst3r_Cat June 5, 2009
mugGet the Energy Slutmug.

Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.
guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
by NickyLags November 8, 2011
mugGet the Ear energymug.

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