Eaton is a suburb of Bunbury, a city a few hours south of perth, the capital of western australia.
Eaton is divided into three parts. Old eaton, parkridge and millbridge. Old eaton is pretty much the ghetto of Bunbury and walking around there at night without getting mobbed or raped is pretty hard. Parkridge is one step up from this, where the middle class cats live. and millbridge is full of rich pr*cks who build giant ass houses and work on the mines.
in general, the further north you go in eaton, the safer you are.
the school in eaton - eaton community college, (aka eaton correctional centre) is known as the most feral school in or around Bunbury. When you graduate yr 12 here there's no doubt you have actually become dumber than when you got there. the only kids who go to this school are either black or retarded. or reallllly poor.
the collie river also runs on the edge of eaton, with the most disgusting water on the planet. its full of blowfish and thats all. the high schoolers jump off the collie bridge after school sometimes to prove how tuff they are. when the cops rock up to tell them off they bring fully sealed radiation suits so they dont catch aids.
also, if you catch the bus into or out of town, dont hang around the bus stop too long unless you enjoy being mobbed.
Eaton is divided into three parts. Old eaton, parkridge and millbridge. Old eaton is pretty much the ghetto of Bunbury and walking around there at night without getting mobbed or raped is pretty hard. Parkridge is one step up from this, where the middle class cats live. and millbridge is full of rich pr*cks who build giant ass houses and work on the mines.
in general, the further north you go in eaton, the safer you are.
the school in eaton - eaton community college, (aka eaton correctional centre) is known as the most feral school in or around Bunbury. When you graduate yr 12 here there's no doubt you have actually become dumber than when you got there. the only kids who go to this school are either black or retarded. or reallllly poor.
the collie river also runs on the edge of eaton, with the most disgusting water on the planet. its full of blowfish and thats all. the high schoolers jump off the collie bridge after school sometimes to prove how tuff they are. when the cops rock up to tell them off they bring fully sealed radiation suits so they dont catch aids.
also, if you catch the bus into or out of town, dont hang around the bus stop too long unless you enjoy being mobbed.
retard: "hmm red light."
local: "are you insane!? dont f*cking stop, we're in eaton! we will get hijacked by a bunch of coons!"
(^not that there are traffic lights in eaton.)
retard: "just gonna do a spot of fishing up the collie river."
local: "...you're not from around here are you?"
local: "are you insane!? dont f*cking stop, we're in eaton! we will get hijacked by a bunch of coons!"
(^not that there are traffic lights in eaton.)
retard: "just gonna do a spot of fishing up the collie river."
local: "...you're not from around here are you?"
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