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Emo

Douchebags who think they're proper "hardcore". Usually listen to bands such as My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday
I'm so emo! I wear black and listen to shit whiny music! AND I can't get laid, cuz I'm too busy crying to have sex!
by Snake1991 January 13, 2009
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Emo

If You Are This Kill Yourself Please It Would Help Society
Uhhh I totaly hate my parents they totaly didn't let me listen to my twenty one pilots uh im emotionaly distressed omg i hate my life and im going to kill myself
by All Holy Anime Lord June 12, 2018
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Emo

A metal fan. Nah I'm just kidding. Something that is wrongly used by non-metalheads to describe a metal fan. THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALHEADS AND EMOS, PRICKS!

It's also a subgenre of rock.
*uncool kid finds someone else listening to metal*
"Stop being emo and listen to good music like Drake"
*uncool kid gets punched super hard*
"DO NOT DISRESPECT METAL, ARE YOU HEARING ME OUT NOW YOU FUCKING PUNK?"
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Emo

1. A genre af music that include soalful, deep, meaningful, and often depressing lyrics.
2. A social steriotype that is often accosiated with tight pants, converse, black, cutting and suicide.

3. Emotional
1. "Fall Out Boy" is considered an emo band.

2. "Oh my god Stacy, she is so emo!" (bitch)
by Vampire Chick August 14, 2009
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Emo

Hardcore thats been castrated and soaked in estrogen
remember kids: say NO to emo!
by Drunk Punk December 14, 2008
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1. Emo: genre musical created by the hardcore punk and alternative rock.

2. Emo: urban tribe. (wikipedia)

2. Emo: a word used for discriminate the urban tribe. Generally used to definite a depression state totally false.
1. "What genre is that song?" "It's emo."

2. "I'm an emo guy"

3. "Are U emo?" "No, I am not. Only I'm depressed, my boyfriend left me yesterday"
by mooninthedark December 20, 2008
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How to be emo:
Go out to the drugstore and buy some cheap hair dye. You're gonna need black, and if you want to look more emo, buy dark purple or dark red. Or maybe a neon color. Put streaks in random as hell places. There's the color. Now, cut your bangs into a long diagonal fringe, covering about 1/3 of your face on that side. make sure your fringe is longer than the rest of your hair if you're a guy, and if you're a girl, your bangs should be at least half the length of the rest of your hair.
There, now you've got the hair. Now, go one to make-up. You're gonna need eyeliner. A lot of it. Now, put it on. When you think you have enough, you will need more. then for eyeshadow, choose either a dark color, or a bright color.
For clothes, you're going to need a studded belt. You need skinny jeans, skin tight. Or tighter. Then, go to Hot Topic, buy a few band shirts, and while you're there, look at other band shirts, and write them down. That's what music you'll be listening to until you get over whatever you're sad about. Make sure you have converse!!
Then, the attitude. Obviously, you have to be sad all the time. Don't eat, and cut yourself.
...
Now, if you think I'm serious, you're ridiculous. I guess I'm classified as emo, and I do few of these things. I streaked my hair neon orange, it's naturally black. I do usually wear dark clothes. But Seriously, don't be a poser. Emo's aren't always fucking depressed.
Real emo #1: Hey, let's go hang out!
Real emo#2: Okay! What do you wanna do?!
Real emo #1: Let's go skate, or maybe jump on a trampoline!
Real emo#2: Okay!

Poser emo#1: I'm so sad...I think I'm gonna go cut myself.
Poser emo #2: Yeh...Let's go listen to Hawthore heights while wallowing in self pity...
Real emo's join in now: CHEER UP, FAGS!
by Non-Poser >_> February 15, 2010
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