King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.
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Get the eavenl mug.Evan is the most kindhearted person you'll ever meet. He is sweet, loyal, and sometimes a little hotheaded, but his short temper isn't always a flaw. His anger only ever goes towards people who oppose the ones he loves. Everyone wants to date him, but he often feels lonely even among friends. You'll never meet anyone better. He's not perfect, and he's not always the easiest person to like right away. He can be unsure, but in his heart of hearts he knows what he truly wants, even if he can have trouble expressing it. One of the only things he has trouble with personally, is that everyone always seems to love him or hate him... with no in between. With that said, he's one of the best people you could possibly get as a friend.
Person A: "Who's that guy talking to them over there?"
Person B: "Oh that's Evan. If you're looking for friends, he's the one you want above all others... trust me."
Person B: "Oh that's Evan. If you're looking for friends, he's the one you want above all others... trust me."
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